You didn't do anything with his penis, as far as I can recall.

And I had the same thought about it being an omen...

(I actually do know where the sore penis thing came from...there was something about it in the book I'd been reading the night before. The book, in case you're interested is Afterwords-Real Sex from Gay Men's Diaries)


Okay, back to Miss America and trashing the hideous hair.