I always felt like something was a little wrong with me: after all, I am a manly man, doing manly things, and so of course I only like the womens, right? Because those homofagorts are all sick and wrong and unnatural, right? And then, it took a lot of time talking to a couple of good friends friends who were bi - and marrying Ava - for me to realize that it's perfectly okay for me to actually enjoy teh buttsex.

So, yeah, I'm bisexual. But holy crap, it took me a long damn time to figure that out. It may be something that I was born with and am incapable of changing, but it certainly isn't something that I was born understanding. It's taken me all of my life to get to this point, see?