Things that have come out of my husband's mouth lately

Last weekend, when talking about how tan he's gotten, and how hairy he is...

"Give me a little more time and I'll end up looking like a lesbian."

(He meant Lebanese man...I have no idea how that became lesbians; we weren't even talking about lesbians.)

And tonight, while talking about how he could probably make money doing bear porn, and how he wouldn't want to do video, nor have sex with men, but how he might like to pose for bear-photos..."Tasteful nude with small kittens."