Things that have come out of my husband's mouth lately

[geminigirl]

Last weekend, when talking about how tan he's gotten, and how hairy he is...

"Give me a little more time and I'll end up looking like a lesbian."

(He meant Lebanese man...I have no idea how that became lesbians; we weren't even talking about lesbians.)

And tonight, while talking about how he could probably make money doing bear porn, and how he wouldn't want to do video, nor have sex with men, but how he might like to pose for bear-photos..."Tasteful nude with small kittens."

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[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Um, what would the kitten be for???

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

He just wants a little pussy. *gd&r*

[geminigirl]

Well, you know, I did ask if puppies would be okay...he said they would be okay. But in that case, would it be that he just wanted to be around a few bitches?

[geminigirl]

"Because kittens make it art, not porn."

Or so he says.

[whobunkyboo.livejournal.com]

I saw some really bad porn last week where not just the guy in the video but the girl professing to be one thought that LESBIAN and THESPIAN are synonymous.