It's in the sink

We have a large storage closet (it's about the same size as my office, which I share and is still plenty large) off of our conference room-the conference room that my office opens on to. (This is occasionally the source for bad closet jokes when one asks where so-and-so is and is told "in the closet")

I walked out of my office, into the closet to ask someone a question...and he's in there, holding this dildo up in the air and rubbing it up and down.

He was washing his dildo.

I turned around, totally caught off guard...and said "please tell me that I really didn't walk in on that...I really didn't walk in on what I just saw...really."

Yeah.