(no subject)

I really really appreciate the fact that someone remember what I said about showering with adoration the person who buys me a pizza tonight. (I might be misremembering what I said I'd shower them with, but the general idea is the same.) And said person who remembered mentioned that if I didn't already have a pizza lined up for tonight sie would buy me one.

QOTD (x2)

To the assistant director of work, when we were talking about my boss "No, I'd just beat her to death with a giant dildo."

and to aquariumgirl

"well yes, but that's just cause you look at me differently when I'm not wearing any pants."