What I did today, by geminigirl

I put my dildo in the fridge.

Really.

I'd taken my demonstration model for work home, and had it in a different bag. I needed to make sure I brought it back today, so I picked it up before I left. I decided before I went to the car that I should stick it in a bag. I tossed it into my lunchbag, which instead of being in my usual lunchbox, was in a plastic grocery bag. We had no electricity when I got to work, so I dropped my stuff in my office, stuck my lunch in the fridge and joined everyone else in the waiting area to wait for the power to go back on.

The power comes back on, and I work for a while. Then, around 10:30, it goes back out. It stays out for an extended period of time, and so we end up closing around noon. I'm getting things together for the group I'm running tonight, and I'm frantic, missing my dildo. I finally think to check the fridge, so there I am, rummaging through the fridge, and finally I pull out my dildo. From the fridge. In front of several co-workers.

Yep. That's the day.