Sorta like going on a picnic

But better.

You're in you're local megastore (think Super Target/Super Wal-Mart, similar kind of place.)

What three items would you choose to bring to the cash register that together might get you the raised eyebrow from someone else who saw them.

An example:

A Fleet enema
A tarp
A can of whipped cream


What would you bring?

(And for clarity's sake...a bunch of bananas is one item. A pound of grapes is one item.)