A poll of sorts

[geminigirl]

This isn't in the form of a usual poll cause the silly boxes always end up too small.

Anon commenting on.

What's the silliest/strangest thing you've heard during/immediately after sex?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

A pussy fart!

[geminigirl]

Queef!

My goodness, whoever you are, you've answered very very quickly.

[nmc.livejournal.com]

Some context: we were in a dorm room at the time.

A couple of biology students going over their reproductive system notes while walking down the hall outside.

[(Anonymous)]

a spontaneous burst of clapping and cheering.

for context, there was a living room full of people about 10 feet away. and they were watching some type of sporting event, apparently, though we didn't know that right away and were quite shocked. heh.

[messyjessy.livejournal.com]

"So, what do you think of the length, or lack thereof?"

[messyjessy.livejournal.com]

"So, what do you think of the length, or lack thereof?"

[(Anonymous)]

"My toes have performance anxiety!", followed by laughter from the audience.

You think I'm going to provide context? Dream on. ;-)

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

My pager going off.
This has happened on more than one occasion.

[(Anonymous)]

*ring* *ring*

"Yes? Oh, hi. No, nothing... how are you?"

Yes, this is paraphrased from Life In Hell. Yes, this really did happen to me, as the "nothing" that was going on. When I realized that the person I'd been making out with was now flirting on the phone with the waitress he'd given his number to while he was taking me out to dinner, I put my clothes on and left.

I've got 2

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

1. The sound of a mouse-trap being snapped. (Yes, on a mouse.)

2. My name being called/moaned out by people having sex, not in the room as me.

[kellfire.livejournal.com]

How about the most recent?

As things are heating up the stuffed eeyore on my bed get's rolled onto and says "do you have ahugs for me?" XXXXXX says "no" and Eeyore answers back "some friend you are"

*chokes* It was way funny!

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

During a daytime trick, his phone went off (he was home from work, but "on call"). He had to solve a minor accounting crisis in the office. I made it easier for him by sucking his cock the whole time he was on the phone.

[regyt.livejournal.com]

*crashcrashcrashcrashTHUNKkersplash!*

During. There was a fish involved.

[wurmwyd.livejournal.com]

Hi There!

Immediately afterward, my wife hit the button on her Looney Tunes musical watch, which played the "That's All Folks" theme.

[(Anonymous)]

(from out in the hallway, during a rather crucial moment)
"You're a manly man!" followed by hysterical laughter.

[zedrikcayne.livejournal.com]

Applause from a small crowd who had gathered outside the room.