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[geminigirl]

Explain to me how reading a headline that says "Orange Alert Plus In Effect" is supposed to make me feel better?

Oh yeah, and I wish for Peace.

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[kyra.livejournal.com]

It's not. It's supposed to paralyze you with fear and uncertainty and turn you into a sheep willing to jump whichever way the Bush administration suggests.

[clockwatcher.livejournal.com]

my thoughts exactly.

[clockwatcher.livejournal.com]

my thoughts exactly.

[melebeth]

I thought it was because it sounds like a multi-vitamin and anytime government warnings sound like a vitamin you have to giggle at least a little.

One dose of Orange Alert Plus a day will keep you healthy, wealthy, and wise!

[geminigirl]

Do I buy that in the same aisle that I buy my liberty shield feminie hygeine products?

[agent139.livejournal.com]

"PLUS"??

[geminigirl]

Saw it on the page of headlines that pops up when I start an AIM session.

[tigerfemme.livejournal.com]

Orange Alert Plus! Now with increased ability to paralyze you with fear!

Heh. Funny Alert Names. Who woulda thunk it...

I wish for peace. too.