Adventures in grocery shopping

[geminigirl]

So if you read my to do list, you may recall that grocery shopping was one of the things on the list.

I decided that instead of going to the big Giant, about 20 minutes away, (much nicer than the one in my neighborhood) I'd go to the neighborhood Giant.

I go, I park my car, and two spots away, there's an elderly man, sitting in his car, the door is open, he's sitting sideways, as if he were getting into or out of the car. I cross the aisle, get a cart and as I'm turning to go into the store, I turn around, and ask the elderly man "Are you okay?"

"What?"

"Are you okay?"

"Yes, Fine."

I turn around to walk into the store...only a moment later realizing that this man had his penis-fully erect, hanging out of his pants.

Yeah.

Comments

[torena.livejournal.com]

I made a big mistake of taking a drink of my Dew before reading that post. My monitor almost became sugary. ;)

[onlyblossom.livejournal.com]

*laughs* thats a good one, icky but good *laughs*