Amusing....
Jul. 2nd, 2002 03:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
geminigirlThe following is an e-mail I got today from a friend. (The sender happens to be a friend from grad school, and was my presenting and thesis writing partner...)
Hello and welcome to your personal escort service,
Due to the alarming studpidity of man's need for porn, I have changed my cell phone number.
For over a year I have been receiving calls from gross men wanting to make an appointment for an escort, or whatever other porn needs they have. the number listed was (xxx) xxx-xxxx, my last digit was y. apparently many
people think x and y are the same number, so if you would like porn call the above number. If you would like to call me, my new number is (xxx)xxx-xxxx.
thank you for your patience and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to your personal escort service,
Due to the alarming studpidity of man's need for porn, I have changed my cell phone number.
For over a year I have been receiving calls from gross men wanting to make an appointment for an escort, or whatever other porn needs they have. the number listed was (xxx) xxx-xxxx, my last digit was y. apparently many
people think x and y are the same number, so if you would like porn call the above number. If you would like to call me, my new number is (xxx)xxx-xxxx.
thank you for your patience and enjoy the show.
