Amusing....

[geminigirl]

The following is an e-mail I got today from a friend. (The sender happens to be a friend from grad school, and was my presenting and thesis writing partner...)

Hello and welcome to your personal escort service,

Due to the alarming studpidity of man's need for porn, I have changed my cell phone number.

For over a year I have been receiving calls from gross men wanting to make an appointment for an escort, or whatever other porn needs they have. the number listed was (xxx) xxx-xxxx, my last digit was y. apparently many
people think x and y are the same number, so if you would like porn call the above number. If you would like to call me, my new number is (xxx)xxx-xxxx.

thank you for your patience and enjoy the show.

Comments

[wait.livejournal.com]

*chuckle*

At my last apartment I used to get calls for Compaq computers all the time. My phone number did not even resemble their number.

I also received calls for a Veteran's Hospital -- it was a 1-800 that also seemed to magically be directed to my apartment.

I called the phone company to complain several times. Once is a fluke, 4 times a week all year round just can't be an accident. They sent repair people and analysts. Their official comment? "Not us, not our fault." AKA: "You must be a hysterical woman."

[geminigirl]

I get calls for Rite Aid-unfortunatly it's a 24 hour store, so they come at all hours.

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

So...what's the number? :P

[geminigirl]

You can't have Brooke's number. I'll give you the porno number if you want it.