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geminigirlI'm finding the phrase "butt cancer" to be unbearably funny today. Context? We're working on a presentation, and one of the things involves a link between colo-rectal cancers and beer drinking. My audience is not the type to know "colon" or "rectum" so we're going to present them with those two words and explain it as "butt cancer," which while somewhat imprecise, is much more relevant and imaginable to them. Especially since they ask me regularly when I talk about possible links between HPV and penile cancer if that means they have to "cut it off."
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sarahfj stopped by this morning, and has been recruited into thel league of volunteers. She'll be helping out with ornament sales this month and next. Yay for Sarah.
I need to go make posters, now that lunch is finished...lunch which included some of the most bizarre conversations we've had.
And the following joke, after more conversation about pirates and Talk Like a Pirate Day...
So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got this big steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him kind of funny and says, "hey, dude, you do know you've got a steering wheel in your pants."
The pirate looks back at him and says "ARrrrr...I know it's driving me nuts!"
sarahfj stopped by this morning, and has been recruited into thel league of volunteers. She'll be helping out with ornament sales this month and next. Yay for Sarah. I need to go make posters, now that lunch is finished...lunch which included some of the most bizarre conversations we've had.
And the following joke, after more conversation about pirates and Talk Like a Pirate Day...
So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got this big steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him kind of funny and says, "hey, dude, you do know you've got a steering wheel in your pants."
The pirate looks back at him and says "ARrrrr...I know it's driving me nuts!"
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Date: 2003-10-28 10:43 am (UTC)Me Balls!
Date: 2003-10-28 10:57 am (UTC)I think the ass cancer sounds so very South Park.
If people could sit in on lunch here some days, it would be really amazing. Between conversations about fellatio, pirates, cursing in foreign languages, our most popular morning radio program (Morning Drive with Haber and Erin">) which has several times in the last few weeks featured pregnancy related conversations, which spawned discussion of floppy vaginas and other things, and the "Because I'm Gay" song, which is really called "And G-d Knows My Name" (I think) but is this really lovely song which ends with the narrarator saying "Because I'm gay" The Gay Men's Chorus of Washington performed it last year at World AIDS Day services. And the whole "because I'm gay part" catches you offguard. I can't find lyrics, but if you've seen Bravo's gay weddings show, it's in one of those episodes.
We can't sing the "because I'm gay" line around here without someone sputtering with laughter.
Re: Me Balls!
Date: 2003-10-28 11:01 am (UTC)And I can hear Cartman saying "ass cancer".
Re: Me Balls!
Date: 2003-10-28 11:09 am (UTC)And wait til I post the poem someone gave me at work today...you won't snort tea out of your nose, but you'll be surprised.