Grammar Queendom (Was: This will get longer, I'm sure.)

It's not "on accident" it's "by accident" or "accidentally"
You masturbate, you don't masterbate
Could have not could of, should have, not should of.

Highlights

Two weeks ago we did a big HIV testing event at GMU.


I've been giving HIV test results this week a lot. So last night, my first client comes in to get test results. I ask "how are you doing tonight?" He replies, "I'm okay, cold. I'm not wearing any underwear."

Yep. Just what I need to know.