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Dec. 18th, 2003
Just that Kind of Day
Dec. 18th, 2003 01:39 pmNot sure what it is about today, but today is like, the day for blowjob jokes.
Our new euphemism is "kiss the ring."
Someone made crude remarks as one of my co-workers ate a cucumber. (A. for anyone who has met people I work with, was sitting at the conference room table just outside my office eating an entire cucumber.)
And when discussing holiday shopping with co-workers, I mentioned that I hadn't finished. They asked me if I'd gotten gifts for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
aquariumgirl and for other sweeties. (They know I'm involved with men and women...it's kind of cool that way.) So when they asked about a guy, I said I hadn't gotten anything for him yet. IB (again, for those of you who know-that would be my office mate) got down on his knees in front of I and said "I know what you should give him!" Followed by "Come over here baby, I've got something for you."
Oh, and The Hanky Man bought these fabulous red pants, which he's wearing. They're rather festive, but he came over to me this morning and asked "would you like to feel my pants?" It just sounds so not right. (They were incredibly soft-I suspect microfiber. Very petable.)
One of those days...maybe we're all just a bit off cause our holiday party is this afternoon. But it's all right.
Our new euphemism is "kiss the ring."
Someone made crude remarks as one of my co-workers ate a cucumber. (A. for anyone who has met people I work with, was sitting at the conference room table just outside my office eating an entire cucumber.)
And when discussing holiday shopping with co-workers, I mentioned that I hadn't finished. They asked me if I'd gotten gifts for
aquariumgirl and for other sweeties. (They know I'm involved with men and women...it's kind of cool that way.) So when they asked about a guy, I said I hadn't gotten anything for him yet. IB (again, for those of you who know-that would be my office mate) got down on his knees in front of I and said "I know what you should give him!" Followed by "Come over here baby, I've got something for you."Oh, and The Hanky Man bought these fabulous red pants, which he's wearing. They're rather festive, but he came over to me this morning and asked "would you like to feel my pants?" It just sounds so not right. (They were incredibly soft-I suspect microfiber. Very petable.)
One of those days...maybe we're all just a bit off cause our holiday party is this afternoon. But it's all right.
