Number ten...

They adopted cat number ten. He was found in the parking lot of the mall where my younger brother works. He's stocky and orange, with a silly, pointy kitten tail. Estimated age is about six or seven weeks old. Mom called me on Tuesday night to tell me, I missed her call and finally spoke with her yesterday. They had planned to name him Davidson, to match with Harley, but considering that he was found during last week's blizzard, his name may actually become Blizzard. That's Mom's vote, anyway. She says he's built like Biscut (their previous orange cat) who was at least part, if not entirely Maine Coon, but who knows what he'll look like when he grows up.

This, from my mother who has said "No more cats." Repeatedly. For years.

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit

OMG, stupid SATs. wtf with all those people who didn't take them last weekend? pussys. so not fair that they get an extra week to study.

dude, we even went to church on Sunday morning. and guess who was there? that fucking slut who stole my boyfriend. she's even pregnant, and thinks its just okay to show up in church, looking like shes going to drop her baby on the floor any second. shes totally smells bad too, and i bet she even has like herpes or some shit like that. and stupid fucking Brandon thinks i'd get back with him. he even tried to talk to me but i just walked awey. i should have hit him or something. but he went and had sex with that stupid whore anyway. dude, i heard they even did it in the choir loft at church. i should totally like tell mr. z about that, i bet he'd kick brandon out of choir or something and then i wouldn't have to see him, i heard the only reason he still bothers to come to church is because he gets to sing, but he sucks so why should he be there, he even got kicked out of jazz choir in school and hahahahahaha i made madrigals this year so there you suck brandon loser.

mom keeps bugging me to go on the pill, im like why the fuck would i do that it will only make me fatter and uglier and then no guy will ever want to go out with me. not that i would go out with any of the stupid fucks who i go to school with. they're all such babies. i can't wait until i go to college and can actually like date real guys instead of stupid losers. bsides, it's not like im going to have sex until i get married so its not like i needed it now. besides anyways the pill is like bad and causes abortions and makes women fat and stuff, so there so ugly that there hsubands dont want to have sex with them anyway.

shit that was the bell, and i have to go to biology now.