Here's what our house sounded like...

Me:

"I'm can't marry you. You bought porn."

Cayne:

"And you have a problem with that?"

Me:

"Okay, well, yes. You bought bad porn."

(Cayne apparently bought the July 2005 issue of Hustler for an article on Opie and Anthony...and this was the ensuing conversation.)

Aaarrrgggghhh....sisters

My older (half)sister hasn't yet responded to the wedding invitation.

Cayne's older sister just called us and told us she was refused entry into the US, and therefore can't come to the wedding.