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Nov. 5th, 2006
Best Headline(s) of the Evening
Nov. 5th, 2006 03:15 am"Police Arrest Nude Man Carrying A Concealed Weapon"
"Weapons Charge Gets Him in the End"
and "Nude Man has Anal Screwdriver"
( Full story behind the cut. One of the German news sites (because I had to read several interpretations of this story) included the line 'The police called for a fire engine who suggested that an ambulance would be a far better option. The suspect then stated that he was happy to remove the screwdriver. The police officers kept their guns trained on him while he did so.' )
"Weapons Charge Gets Him in the End"
and "Nude Man has Anal Screwdriver"
( Full story behind the cut. One of the German news sites (because I had to read several interpretations of this story) included the line 'The police called for a fire engine who suggested that an ambulance would be a far better option. The suspect then stated that he was happy to remove the screwdriver. The police officers kept their guns trained on him while he did so.' )
I am a nerd (stolen from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
posthaste)
Nov. 5th, 2006 11:18 pm
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