Can you bake cookies?

Will you bake me cookies?

I eat a lot of oatmeal cookies right now.

I eat them because they are the only way I can stomach oatmeal (I really hate oatmeal) and so I eat oatmeal cookies. I eat oatmeal cookies because oatmeal is good for milk production, which I have issues with.

But I'm bored with mine.

So I want your oatmeal cookies. Make me your best oatmeal cookies. With stuff in them. (Ask me what stuff works-no coconut for example.) And then send me those cookies.

Please? I need new and different oatmeal cookies.