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[geminigirl]

I'm really bored today. And it's been a while since I got a good listing of sex words from a group, and besides which, you're grown ups, and I want to know what you have to say. Take the poll, be as silly, gross, rude, honest, whatever as you want. But amuse me a bit? Inspire me?



[Poll #240146]

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[margoeve.livejournal.com]

Damn it, you're gonna make me think, aren't you?

[fortryll.livejournal.com]

I'd answer this, really, but all my words are so boring & normal - or I could use the really gross ones - neither of which are even slightly amusing :)

[geminigirl]

Gross ones are okay too. They're kind of fun.

[geminigirl]

Yes. But it's thinking about sex...which might be more fun than say, Dr. Satan?

[vvalkyri.livejournal.com]

I just answered. And I'm just way too boring and normal. I can't even think of other words!
(didn't imagine my words would be put with me. I'm so ashamed!)

[crotalus-atrox.livejournal.com]

I went for amusing. ::puts goggles on:: Enjoy.

[geminigirl]

That you did.

I'm still laughing.

[jemini602.livejournal.com]

This was fantabumous! Great poll. Look up feltch if you don't know what it means. It grosses everyone I know out. That's why I love the word!

[fortryll.livejournal.com]

Ok, I went for silly.

And it didn't give me enough room to type in "cornholing" under anal sex :P

[geminigirl]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. And thanks, but I already know what felching means...

[geminigirl]

I'm surprised you didn't type "butt sex" just to make me laugh.

[fortryll.livejournal.com]

BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX BUTT SEX!!!!

Better?

[geminigirl]

You know most of the time that kind of thing gets me called a bratty bottom. :)

[emmett-the-sane.livejournal.com]

Me too, at least partly. :)

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

Ok, did my best, my brain isn't working well at all though.

Now you have to go do my meme. :-P

[rockstargrrl.livejournal.com]

i'll just pony up the answer.

when i was in high school, we had this Library director named "Mrs. LeMaster". when my gf and i would talk all hot and stuff on the phone, one would ask what the other was doing, and we'd say "library-ladying" (to translate to "Master-bating" because we were in high school and lamers). it still makes me laugh to use the expression today.

[rockstargrrl.livejournal.com]

oh btw - i've done this survey of sorts with training groups for sexual assault advocacy training - we have to get them comfy with using sexual words, saying sexual words, and hearing them (especially from young kids who've been raped, which is hard) - so yeah. i've heard lots more. but good for you for posting it. :)

[geminigirl]

I have an extensive list culled from the groups I do this with (as part of my job.) I'm bored, and I thought "grown ups" might have different words than some of the kids I work with. It's just for fun, and I'm enjoying it.

[geminigirl]

You did good. I tried to do yours...if I can't think of the real answers at work, I'll do it from home. Promise.

[malte.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, I hadn't seen 'mangina' before. What a ghastly word. In Swedish, pojkfitta, lit. boycunt. Maybe it's all good, but I'm not there yet...

[geminigirl]

And I made a whole post about the word Mangina the other day...it's suddenly become popular at work.

I think you may win the prize for best word for oral sex on a woman.

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[barking-iguana.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a heart ailment.

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[geminigirl]

pinkfish said it sounded like an Italian restaurant.

[barking-iguana.livejournal.com]

I've got a new word for oral sex on a woman. To Antigua. Tak a look at that country's flag.

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[geminigirl]

I may have to try and slip that one into the vocabulary...

Will you?

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[barking-iguana.livejournal.com]

http://www.port88.freeserve.co.uk/felch-pump.htm

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[geminigirl]

Do I really want to know how you found that sort of thing, or what you must have been looking for?

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[barking-iguana.livejournal.com]

I'd only heard of felching once, several years ago, and didn't remember what it was. So I googled "felch" and that's what I found (after a lotof pages about people named Felch.

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[roosterbear.livejournal.com]

What an unfortunate name.

(or possibly apt and appropriate name, depending on the person I suppose)

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[roosterbear.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.... that's not how I've seen felch defined myself. Close, but not quite.

Learn something new every day, I guess.

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[geminigirl]

As I understood it, it was "to suck the semen out of someone's ass after one had ejaculated it."