It's in the sink

[geminigirl]

We have a large storage closet (it's about the same size as my office, which I share and is still plenty large) off of our conference room-the conference room that my office opens on to. (This is occasionally the source for bad closet jokes when one asks where so-and-so is and is told "in the closet")

I walked out of my office, into the closet to ask someone a question...and he's in there, holding this dildo up in the air and rubbing it up and down.

He was washing his dildo.

I turned around, totally caught off guard...and said "please tell me that I really didn't walk in on that...I really didn't walk in on what I just saw...really."

Yeah.

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ROFLMAO

[catling.livejournal.com]

Um.... *cackle* Um... can'tstoplaughing.

He was washing? His dildo? AT WORK?!?!?!?!

ROFLMAO

Wow. That's... uh, pretty special. Heee!

[http://users.livejournal.com/grimkitten_/]

omfg. washing his dildo at work...alrighty then! LOL

Re: ROFLMAO

[geminigirl]

Let me clarify...

There are a bunch of dildos in my office...I have a one (it used to stay in my desk drawer but I'd find it every time I looked for scissors or a paperclip) and a bunch of other people have them for doing condom demonstrations when we're doing presentations and programs. So for someone to have a dildo in the office, it's not surprising. I suspect he didn't think it would be cool if he were in the men's washing it off, since we do share our floor with another agency.

But, as difficult as I am to shock, it caught me off guard to walk in on him soaping up the dildo....

Re: ROFLMAO

[lcohen]

you know, it's not every day that a girl gets the chance to say: "is that a dildo in the sink or are you just happy to see me?"

just a tip for next time ;-) .

Re: ROFLMAO

[geminigirl]

See, now this is where context comes into play....

I was amused because I was so totally caught off-guard by the dildo thing. Other people are amused at the thought of a dildo in the office.

We've not only got a dildo...we've got a spectrum of skin toned dildos...

[tigerfemme.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious! Your job is just a "trip" and a half...:)

I have a dildo story too...not as good as yours...this isn't a work story, for one thing.

My sweetie Kim tells me the story of when she lived in PA, her neighbors would come over when they smelled her cooking or saw her cooking through the window, since they always wanted some of what she was cooking (she's a great cook).

One day, she decided to boil her latex dildoes that she was using with her girlfriend at the time to sterilize them. She put them in a big pot and started them boiling.

A neighbor saw her "cooking" and knocked at the door - Kim let her in, surprisingly. The neighbor kept saying "what are you cooking? Huh?" and Kim kept being evasive. She knew that the water was boiling out of the pot, but was worried about turning it off and emptying out the water since the neighbor had been trying to peer into the pot even when it was at a rolling boil. Kim was not "out" to her neighbors and didn't feel like people knowing about her sexual orientation (Lancaster, PA, was and is still a bastion of gay-bashing).

The neighbor finally left without seeing the dildoes. That's good news. The bad news is that the base of one of the dildoes got a little melted!

Ahwell. As I said, your story is funnier.