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[geminigirl]

I'm wondering why I can't find greeting cards that say things like, "Honey, one of the things I like best about you is that you'll never ask if you can fuck my ass."

Or similar sentiments.

(Not that there's anything wrong with ass fucking. It's just one of those thoughts that you never see expressed on a greeting card.)

Interesting that we got a call today looking for support for the partner of a crossdresser. I didn't have anything off the top of my head, but then, when I returned the call I was in my car, not at my desk.

And why is it that so many people seem to be surprised that I'd be involved with, or engaged to a guy? I've identified as bisexual. They know I'm bisexual. I just happened to not be dating guys for a while.

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[entirelysonja.livejournal.com]

And why is it that so many people seem to be surprised that I'd be involved with, or engaged to a guy?

Lack of imagination?

General cluelessness?

Bisexuality confuses people. :-)

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

And why is it that so many people seem to be surprised that I'd be involved with, or engaged to a guy? I've identified as bisexual. They know I'm bisexual. I just happened to not be dating guys for a while.

You know the answer to this (or at least, you should). In the conventional wisdom, there are two types of bisexuals:

1. 
   Uncool bisexuals. They covet the glam and cool of being bi, but don't really want to have icky same-sex. They only have sex with the other gender. These people are really straight.
   
2. 
   Cool bisexuals. The glam and cool seeks them out. They genuinely do have same-sex sex, and rejoice in it. These people are really gay.
   

And of course, there is no room in between.

[zenmondo.livejournal.com]

You know, they make blank cards for a reason. I recently saw one that was a retro mickey mouse, where the black bits were fuzzy-felt. I think, "Honey, one of the things I like best about you is that you'll never ask if you can fuck my ass." would go perfectly in that one.

[geminigirl]

So I am no longer hip, cool, and queer? Now I'm just boring, normal and heterosexual.

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

Well, duh! People are surprised, remember? That's because you are cool, hip, and gay. So you being with a Penis Person seems so surprising.

Geez! Get with the program!

[geminigirl]

I suppose this means I have to turn in my queercard, relinquish my birkenstocks and doc martens, and stuff?

And that you won't like me anymore.