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[geminigirl]

I'm wondering why I can't find greeting cards that say things like, "Honey, one of the things I like best about you is that you'll never ask if you can fuck my ass."

Or similar sentiments.

(Not that there's anything wrong with ass fucking. It's just one of those thoughts that you never see expressed on a greeting card.)

Interesting that we got a call today looking for support for the partner of a crossdresser. I didn't have anything off the top of my head, but then, when I returned the call I was in my car, not at my desk.

And why is it that so many people seem to be surprised that I'd be involved with, or engaged to a guy? I've identified as bisexual. They know I'm bisexual. I just happened to not be dating guys for a while.

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[zenmondo.livejournal.com]

You know, they make blank cards for a reason. I recently saw one that was a retro mickey mouse, where the black bits were fuzzy-felt. I think, "Honey, one of the things I like best about you is that you'll never ask if you can fuck my ass." would go perfectly in that one.