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[geminigirl]

I know why I missed being at work last week...

my boss tried to strangle me, literally (she was joking, of course.) when she found out that "nonreactive" on the HIV lab slips meant "negative" and when I (who was reading the slips upside down because she said she couldn't find the results on the slips) made noises of concern that "nonreactive" meant "no result." (Bear in mind here that there are three of us trying to read a ledger sized piece of paper, and that I was reading upside down and couldn't see the little minus sign on the paper until I looked up close and right side up.)

and someone else just ate bubble gum flavored lube...just to taste it. Apparently it tastes a bit like bazooka gum. Course as I said, "If I'm going down there, I don't want it to taste like bazooka"

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[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

*tries to avoid asking the inevitably horrible question of what flavor you prefer, realizes he's failed just by making this thought, and runs away*

[geminigirl]

If I were into the flavored lube sort of thing, of the flavors in the box that we've got on the table I'd probably go for caramel cream, vanilla cream, mint or chocolate rasberry. If we're talking about which artificial fruit flavors I like, artificially flavored grape things are okay, and peach. Probably because they don't have the revoltingly strong smell like artificial watermelon flavors and at the same time they don't taste anything like the real thing.

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

And suddenly I remember why it's no fun making silly sexual jokes around someone who works around the subject all day.

:P

[geminigirl]

Heh. You mean because I can give you an absolutely serious answer?

Did you hear that my new stresstoy is a speculum?

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I mean. No coy responses. No chuckles. No feigned outrage. No fun.

:P

Speculum huh? What exactly is stress-relieving about that?

[geminigirl]

Yeah. Deadpan...straight face the whole thing.

And it's the clicking. I click it open and then pop it shut. lather rinse repeat.

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

Creepy. I like it.

[geminigirl]

Well...

To quote Maggie Estep...

"I'm not a normal girl....so bite me."

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

*chomp*