Here's why 3 year olds are amazing

[geminigirl]

Naomi is very into playing "Simon Says" right now. I came home from an all day meeting today, and while I was changing my clothes, Naomi decided to engage me in a game. It went something like this:

"Simon says touch your head."

I put my hands on my head.

"Simon says touch your belly."

I put my hands on my stomach.

"Simon says touch your vulva."

I look at her and say "What?"

"Simon says touch your vulva."

I burst into uncontrollable giggles while zedrikcayne tries to explain that vulva touching is saved for the bathroom or for private time in your room and that not everyone has a vulva.

Oh three year old, how you provide great amusement sometimes.

Comments

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

*like* :-)

[n3m3sis42.livejournal.com]

This is fabulous.

[rockstarbob.livejournal.com]

HA!!! This totally just made my day. Thank you for sharing. :D

[geminigirl]

You're welcome. You were one of the people I thought had to hear it when it happened...after I stopped laughing uncontrollably.

[vitainpalus.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA. Today Isabel is telling me we need to play this game, I can't even pronounce it. I ask her what it's from, she says Little Bill. I ask how you play it and she talks about how you don't move your eyes, your head, your ears, your vagina or your butt. *chuckle*

[butterandguns.livejournal.com]

I giggled too! Anything funny is best when done in earnest!

[xxladyjxx.livejournal.com]

Gloria Steinem would be proud. :)

[bizetsy.livejournal.com]

Yessss!

[whitebird.livejournal.com]

Well then. :)

[cmariewt.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! This is the best!

[geminigirl]

I just posted another story about what she said Friday morning. It was almost as amusing.