Why I sometimes like to watch Jay Leno

[geminigirl]

Jay Leno does this segment called "Jaywalking"-he goes out and interviews people on the street asking questions, and then they show you the dumbest answers. Periodically, he'll do a segment called "Battle of the Jaywalk All Stars" where he has people from the clips playing against each other.

Tonight, he did a segment called "Point, Counterpoint," where two of the All Stars debate each other on various topics, one of which was "Should Animals Have Rights?"

The woman in the segment said, "You can't have rights if you don't pee in the toilet."

Comments

[dragongrl.livejournal.com]

Someone should point out to this woman that you can train various animals, including cats, to pee in the toilet.

[dwildchil.livejournal.com]

Before training animals, how about we concentrate our efforts and focus on training men? Listen up guys, if you've got lousy aim, SIT DOWN! It's not like anyone has to know; unless of course, you don't bother to CLOSE THE DOOR. They should have to carry a special permit to be allowed to stand and urinate... gives a whole new meaning to "Piss Test". -sM

[bitty.livejournal.com]

I'm all for disenfranchising several men on that count...

[cappyhead.livejournal.com]

Given that my cat peed in a box of our stuff this morning, and NOT in his litterbox, I'm tempted to agree with her.

Kitty is confined to the bathroom (to remind him where his litterbox is) for the rest of the day.