Reality may make nose, bunch up or slip out. Use more lube!

I hold in my hands a set of instructions for using The Female Condom (nee Reality) for anal sex. Neato!

Interesting pictures too. What I wonder, is how one knows how far in its supposed to go in order to make sure the outer ring stays on the outside.

Pardon me, it's probably PMS...

I've been weepy over how wonderful my friends are...they're a bright, talented, passionate, supportive and incredible bunch of people.

At the same time, I'm cranky. I've had far too much caffeine in the last few weeks and wow do I know it. I wish I could forget how sick it makes me, and just enjoy it. Such is life.

I want chocolate. And great sex. And sleep. I want less stress, which is never going to happen.

I think the thing that irritates me about PMS is I know what it is, and I know the only thing to do is to wait for it to go away. And it will, eventually. But I don't like feeling out of control and that's exactly what this feels like to me...it feels like a bad roller coaster ride, up down up down. I wish I could hibernate for the duration of the worst part, but I can't. And yet, I know I'm overly emotional, more sensitive than usual, extra short tempered and all sorts of other things. I don't like how I feel towards other people.

And the clumsiness. I drop things. I spill things. My body feels different, muscles don't work in conjunction with one another...my bones feel weird.

I could do without the pimples too, but I find those inherently more tolerable than the emotional ride.

Duh.

Since when did sexually active mean "must involve a penis?"

I'm proud to say I've had lots of great sex that hasn't involved a penis at all.

(This post brought to you by my frustration at someone on one of the communities I read saying "unless you're totally sexually inactive, meaning nothing at all where a penis is involved")

(Mind you, I should know better than to expect people-especially young people, to think there's more to sex than sticking a penis into a vagina. And yes. There are exceptions. Some young people know there's more to sex than that. I just don't run into them very often.)