Oct. 28th, 2003

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I'm finding the phrase "butt cancer" to be unbearably funny today. Context? We're working on a presentation, and one of the things involves a link between colo-rectal cancers and beer drinking. My audience is not the type to know "colon" or "rectum" so we're going to present them with those two words and explain it as "butt cancer," which while somewhat imprecise, is much more relevant and imaginable to them. Especially since they ask me regularly when I talk about possible links between HPV and penile cancer if that means they have to "cut it off."

[livejournal.com profile] sarahfj stopped by this morning, and has been recruited into thel league of volunteers. She'll be helping out with ornament sales this month and next. Yay for Sarah.

I need to go make posters, now that lunch is finished...lunch which included some of the most bizarre conversations we've had.

And the following joke, after more conversation about pirates and Talk Like a Pirate Day...

So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got this big steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him kind of funny and says, "hey, dude, you do know you've got a steering wheel in your pants."

The pirate looks back at him and says "ARrrrr...I know it's driving me nuts!"
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I love not being the only kinky person in my office. I really do. Admittedly, I find it out that it's as out in the open as it is, but that's the way things go. And there's a third quasi-openly kinky person around...someone who has had conversations about shopping at the not work safe Mr. S or renting porn [1]at the Leather Rack.

It's not in every office that you get called a pushy bottom.


Nor is it usually the kind of place where you get e-mails that say "I saw this poem, I thought it was beautiful and wanted to share it with you."

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[1] Conversations about porn, or renting porn are not unusual or abnormal in the office most days.

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