Snapshots of my life
Aug. 29th, 2010 06:50 pmMy husband is in the other room reviewing animal sounds with Naomi.
"What does the dinosaur say?"
"Roar."
"What does the cow say?"
"Moo."
"What does the kitty say?"
"Meow."
And so on. And he's trying to teach the following to our children, just as a friend taught her own children:
"What does the raven say?"
"Nevermore."
"What does the computer say?"
"Crash."
This is the same man who, knowing that my sex drive has been rather...non-existent these days suggested that we get a bottle of white wine, a bottle of Viagra, and a pound of buttercream icing.
"What does the dinosaur say?"
"Roar."
"What does the cow say?"
"Moo."
"What does the kitty say?"
"Meow."
And so on. And he's trying to teach the following to our children, just as a friend taught her own children:
"What does the raven say?"
"Nevermore."
"What does the computer say?"
"Crash."
This is the same man who, knowing that my sex drive has been rather...non-existent these days suggested that we get a bottle of white wine, a bottle of Viagra, and a pound of buttercream icing.