Here's why 3 year olds are amazing

Naomi is very into playing "Simon Says" right now. I came home from an all day meeting today, and while I was changing my clothes, Naomi decided to engage me in a game. It went something like this:

"Simon says touch your head."

I put my hands on my head.

"Simon says touch your belly."

I put my hands on my stomach.

"Simon says touch your vulva."

I look at her and say "What?"

"Simon says touch your vulva."

I burst into uncontrollable giggles while zedrikcayne tries to explain that vulva touching is saved for the bathroom or for private time in your room and that not everyone has a vulva.

Oh three year old, how you provide great amusement sometimes.