"I can't tell you how many erections I felt in Rehoboth"

[geminigirl]

Todays odd conversations....

Erections
Prostate Glands and anal sex
Gay men acting feminine
Group sex ("It's just so complicated-with all the arms and legs. And then like, you're on my arm wait a second." [1]
What time of day is sex best
Karaoke
Golden Showers
straight men who like anal stimulation
Straight men and gay men having sex
Flirting
Groping penises (that's where the title comes from)

Then, over lunch

Masturbation...like, watching your partner masturbate
pets
humping things
old game shows
middle initals
The eroticism (or not) of rubbings one's vulva against one's partner, and whether or not it's "light fare" or an "entree" on the safer sex menu.

And then of course, I walked into A.'s office and said, "Everyone's dildos are getting sticky."

[1] I did not disclose my own um...experiences in the group sex conversation. There were, however, more than a few looks exchanged between A. and I during that conversation-looks of the "I know what you did," variety. And yes. He knows. We've had occasion to swap stories before.

Comments

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

Hehe! You have the most interesting conversations at work. I'd love to be able to have conversations like that.

[geminigirl]

Get a job like mine, and you too can have conversations about shaved pubic hair and cock rings and groping lesbians with your boss and director and co-workers.

:)

I seriously walk away from things amazed that I've just talked about (insert odd topic here) at work. In fact, there are storiees that have been told at work that some friends don't know about.

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

I'm so jealous. You talk about straight guys who like anal stimulation and I'm stuck listening to conversations about Jim Traficant's hair.

Good thing I'm done in an hour and ten minutes!

[geminigirl]

Sometimes we talk about things like that too...

Usually to say how hot or not someone is, or if they have particularly hideous hair or something. And policitians aren't at all exempt from the dish...

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

Still. That's about as interesting as our lunchroom conversations get.

No wonder I'm always ready for a nap after lunch whether or not I eat.

[geminigirl]

Make your own spice, baby...

[joshuapanther.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna even bother.

17 minutes and I'm outta here!

[slinkr.livejournal.com]

I know that y'all are safe sex educators and need to talk about some of that stuff. But doesn't it get a bit unprofessional after a certain point? How sure are you that none of this is going to come back to bite you later?

[geminigirl]

Frankly, I'm with you...there are just some things that I draw the line at disclosing at work. And I walk out of the room amazed at what people have said. It doesn't bother me that they have the conversations but at a certain point I just don't need or want to know some things. And there are things that I'm comfortable discussing with one person, or another, sometimes, if they happen to come up in conversation.

I think a large part of it too is the department culture. I think I'd be more squirmy about things if the director wasn't the instigator of many of these discussions. But it's often him who starts or gets involved with the conversation.

But then of course, there are things like my coming out as poly at work. I hadn't expected or planned to-in fact that's a contributing factor to why much of my private life has been so private at work in the past. But when asked a direct question, I figure I could either 1. tell the truth, and expect that if a person asked, they're prepared for the possible answers or 2. lie. Option one is of course my preference.

The whole thing about disclosure is the culture in the office...the department director has established a culture where these things get talked about and where there's an incredible amount of personal disclosure sometimes. And where he's often participating, or instigating the discussion...I wonder about boundaries here sometimes...there are some that are pushed to the extreme and some that are strictly adhered to.

[quillon.livejournal.com]

"I can't tell you how many erections I felt in Rehoboth".. the post's title..

Oh hell. I used to live in Delaware and visit Rehoboth Beach and I don't recall ever feeling one single erection....

Well, okay.. there were a few at the Renegade..

Oh yeah, then there was the one at the Blue Moon Cafe..

Nevermind.... heh.

[geminigirl]

Yes. I'm still (pretending to be) bitter that when you and roosterbear were down here you didn't call me....so I could come up to Rehomo, and watch pretty boys.

I've never felt an erection in Rehoboth. In fact, if one were to drive along 95 from Massachusetts to Virginia, Delaware is the only state I've not had sex in.

[bitty.livejournal.com]

i felt several erections in rehoboth.

*grin*

[geminigirl]

Is that all you felt? Or did the earth move?

[bitty.livejournal.com]

ask the virgin flesh

[geminigirl]

I'm guessing when you were done, "virgin" didn't apply.

[bitty.livejournal.com]

there's that, isn't there

[geminigirl]

Well hey...one year they gave out Virgin Cola at Pride...I suppose anything is possible.

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Or did the earth move?

The walls came tumbling down

[geminigirl]

No Fair. Earworm.

Oh, and by the way...when I opened the page I was amused at the last part of the URL...
geminigirl&itemid=56374&nc=17

and teh earworms! muahahahahaha!

[bitty.livejournal.com]

nc=17

pretty much describes your LJ, yes... *duck*

Re: and teh earworms! muahahahahaha!

[geminigirl]

My JOB is NC-17 sometimes.