Mea Culpa, dear readers

[geminigirl]

In the words of Dear Abby...

I'll take my lashes with that wet noodle.

I must apologize to you all for the goat-sex thing being viewable instead of behind a cut tag. I messed up the cut tag, which meant it was viewable instead of hidden.

I hope that none of you were too disturbed by that being viewable instead of hidden.

Sorry.

Comments

[bitty.livejournal.com]

dear abby would be so much better if she talked about goat sex.

[geminigirl]

Ouch. I will let you know that spluttering a beverage out of my nose hurts.

"Dear Abby,

My husband likes to have sex with goats. I don't really mind this, but sometimes he tries to have sex with our goats in our bedroom, and they chew on the linnens. What can I do about this?"

Daisy

[bitty.livejournal.com]

Dear Concerned Reader:

Pick up some cheap cotton sheets for your husband.

Or, failing that, videotape the proceedings, sell it to the media, and then make tons of money, which allows you to replace the linens as often as you'd like.


-Abby