Confidential to rdhdsnippet

[geminigirl]

I know you think I'm weird for that whole food with heads thing...

but have you head the commercial for Goldfish crackers where it says "the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off"

You can't tell me that isn't enough to make people squirm.

Comments

[entirelysonja.livejournal.com]

Squirm? Why would that make someone squirm?

*scratches head*

[geminigirl]

It's that whole biting smiling little goldfish heads off. rdhdsnippet likes to tease me about it. :)

She'll describe in gory detail, how she decapitates her gummy bears too. Not like melebeth who just describes how she eats them from the toes up.

[melaniesuzanne.livejournal.com]

I prefer nibbling off the ears and other extremities of my gummi bears until they resemble something akin to Sherilyn Fenn a la "Boxing Helena". ;)

Gummi worms, on the other hand, get gnawed ring by painful ring.

[geminigirl]

You're sick. Twisted you know. Disturbed.

[melebeth]

This is actually one of my all time favorite commercials... for that very line. I like that the advertisers not only endorse but encourage non-lethal decapitation as a normal component of snacking. Which is as it should be. I was so psyched for the animal crackers this week since nibbling off their limbs gave me something entertaining to do.

[geminigirl]

You're all sick.

How is it that you can glorify tormenting defenseless animal crackers?

[entirelysonja.livejournal.com]

Because they're cute? Because it's silly?

[geminigirl]

So you're siding with THEM, eh?

You go eat your sourpatch kids. But just remember...the peeps are staring at you. ;)