Notes to Self

[geminigirl]

5/7/06-When someone you like offers oral sex, the correct response is not "why" but "yes"

5/8/06 Do not rub your eye with red pepper flakes on your hand. It will hurt.

Comments

[puzzld1.livejournal.com]

you are indeed wise

[geminigirl]

I try. If I were that wise, I might not need to keep a list of notes to myself.

I figure I'll update this post periodically, and so I linked it in my sidebar, too.

[grendelgongon.livejournal.com]

Do not, I would add, go for a pee immediately after eating hot, spicy Mexican food without washing your hands carefully, if you are a boy.

[geminigirl]

I think that might be wise for anyone-tender mucous membranes and so on.

[balmofgilead.livejournal.com]

A corollary to this is not to go for a pee immediately after grubbing poison ivy, if you are a boy. Or so says my next door neighbor.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

And definitely don't combine the oral sex with the red pepper flakes.

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

My brain was combining those two items for some reason. ;-)