Some new rules in our house....

[geminigirl]

We do not try to hang pretzels from Mama's nipples.

We do not put our Snack Trap on our feet...especially when it still has snack in it.

In other news, there's not much cuter than a toddler who walks up to you, lifts your shirt, points at your belly and says "Baby?"

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[goingdriftless.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing JtB doesn't read LJ. He would probably think the pretzels on the nipples were a good idea, and I'm just not so sure it is!

[geminigirl]

Whatever consenting adults do among themselves is up to them. I'm just not going to consent to my nipple obsessed toddler hanging things from mine...which are particularly tender right now from pregnancy hormones.

[goingdriftless.livejournal.com]

Ow, ow, ow!!

(And JtB doesn't need any encouragement when it comes to nipples. Oh, heavens... if I put food in the picture, he might never let go. And now I will shut up. *grin*)

[ladygreyy.livejournal.com]

LOL at the pretzels, that's great!

I just love when Kendra lifts up my shirt and either kisses my belly or tries to give him food through my belly button.

[wdomburg.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing I have a strong sense of self-preservation or I would be headed to the store to get pretzels to hang from Nisha's nipples.

[geminigirl]

Consenting adults....just as long as she says it's okay.

But, as a pregnant woman, I'd advise staying away from nipples. Especially if they hurt.

[xxladyjxx.livejournal.com]

I agree with # 2, but I do enjoy a good pretzel off the nipple now and then.

Heh.

Hope you're feeling well!

[catling.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha. These are good rules.

I must confess that I have let her play the bongos on my breasts because she was so damn cute about it. *K points* "Boobies?" "Yes, those are Mama's boobies." "BOOBIES!" *plays the bongos on the boobies with both hands while I die laughing*

[geminigirl]

As the mother of a toddler, you must read "House Rules You Never Knew You Had Before You Had a Toddler".

I posted it to Facebook the other day, but I forgot that there were some mothers of toddlers who don't read my Facebook page.