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Mom: "Are there men in Baltimore?"
Me: "Of course. Baltimore has a huge Jewish population too."
Mom:"Oh, that's even better."
Me: Yeah, something like a third of Jews in Baltimore self identify as Orthodox."
Mom: "Well don't go coming home with any of those Orthodox types, okay?"
Me:"I couldn't keep doing what I'm doing if I did, Mom."


(There's a reason I'm discussing Baltimore with my mother. I'm not discussing it on here yet. But in discussing the actual reason I'm discussing Baltimore, my mother has to turn the conversation to this.)

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