Amusing....

The following is an e-mail I got today from a friend. (The sender happens to be a friend from grad school, and was my presenting and thesis writing partner...)

Hello and welcome to your personal escort service,

Due to the alarming studpidity of man's need for porn, I have changed my cell phone number.

For over a year I have been receiving calls from gross men wanting to make an appointment for an escort, or whatever other porn needs they have. the number listed was (xxx) xxx-xxxx, my last digit was y. apparently many
people think x and y are the same number, so if you would like porn call the above number. If you would like to call me, my new number is (xxx)xxx-xxxx.

thank you for your patience and enjoy the show.